Mac: Are you freaking kidding me? The Pi Sig mega apocalypse? Hump the furniture, party back to the stone age, fifty keg bacchanalia?
Veronica: Sounds like fun, right?
Mac: Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my porn star tube top.
- Veronica Mars.

Augusten: I do have one question...whats behind that door?
Dr. Finch: That, well ( Read more... )

"The pant suit: solid wardrobe choice. It's fashions way of saying 'move-along, nothing to see here'." - Veronica Mars

Me: ughhh kick me Robin, just kick me....
Robin: I can't, you're in Canada...my legs aren't that long. Plus, it would be an act of terrorism....or something.

Me: Sorry sir, I have to go or I might vomit over everyone.
Harold: But m'am ( Read more... )

"Men have made me crazy too. I mean, if you havn't bought a gun or a pick ax at some point, it's not a real relationship" - Roxy, Dead Like Me

"Everybody's born knowing all the Beatles lyrics instinctively. They're passed into the fetus subconsciously along with all the amniotic stuff. Fact, they should be called 'The Fetals'." - Sliding Doors

"Logan ( Read more... )

Lamb: What are you up to, Veronica?
Veronica: Last question, actually. "Why do you want this position?" Honestly - and really tell me the truth - how much of an ass-kiss would I be if I admit it's to be close to you? [Lamb pulls out her chair] Seriously, why do birds appear everytime you're near?

Lamb: Still picking winners, huh, Veronica?
Veronica: I ( Read more... )

talking about a weird guy following him around Königsplatz...
Me: Maybe he wanted to be your friend...
Justin: Maybe he wanted to be in me.

"The most successful low-carb diet plan, the Atkins Diet, seems to lean toward over indulgence. Eat as much cheese as you want! Gorge yourself on bacon bits, but God forbid you eat a nectarine! Isnt that the ( Read more... )